Two bottles of wine just appeared on my doorstep, courtesy of UPS and addressed to yours truly. I have no idea where they came from. Wait, that's a lie. They came from Leon. Leon, Virginia. But who sent them? If it was you, 'fess up, because you can be my new best friend. They are chocolate and peach bottles of wine. YUM!
A much better surprise than finding a pea in your child's diaper, I must admit.